as i sit here in my office waiting for lunch (fingers typing, stomach rumbling), my mind wanders in search of an answer to one of life's great Questions: "Why do people make fun of tourists?"
-is it because they're cruel?
no
-is it because they have such mastery over their own environments that scoff at those who explore awkwardly/aimlessly?
no
-is it because they're so pathetic that they have to ridicule others in order to boost their own self esteem/image?
maybe...
but after some reflection, i think i've figured it out. this is why people make fun of tourists:
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...it's just too easy. =P
Bored?----> How fast can YOU type?